I've recently been reading the
Naked Bridge Player and Other Stories by David Silver. It's a zany collection of stories, although they are entertaining and cleverly constructed. A recurrent theme in this and earlier "Professor Silver" books, which I have yet to read, is the concept of
The supremacy of the heart suit. I fear that I don't quite get it, as this blog will demonstrate.
As evidence of my lack of understanding I submit the following three hands from an otherwise decent game at the sectional on Friday evening. All three hands occurred in the same round and my RHO repeatedly asked if I would be blogging about the result. Gloria, you got your wish!
Exhibit 1. ♠94
♥AKQJ5
♦AJ3 ♣KQ6. When I picked up this hand (in third seat, nobody vulnerable), I was pleased to note that we play a version of Stayman after a 2NT opening that would allow me to show my five hearts if partner was interested. I never got the chance, however, as said RHO opened with 1
♦. Now what? I don't know how many people faced this exact problem – RHO's hand could have opened any number of diamonds from 1 to 3 (♠A
♥42
♦KQ96542 ♣J82). Clearly my hand was a bit good for a simple overcall of 1
♥, although perhaps that is the most disciplined bid. I could double and then bid NT showing 19-20 but that doesn't really do justice to the hand (not to mention the lack of a spade stopper). I could double and rebid the hearts, but the hand is both too good and not good enough for that bid. It's too good perhaps in terms of points, but not good enough in terms of the hearts (although such a spread might be the equivalent of a good six-card suit). Then I hit on the obvious, practical bid: 3NT. Yeah for Hamman's rule! My hearts would likely play for five tricks regardless and most likely I would get a diamond lead. Partner, as you recall, had already passed so it was very unlikely that slam would be there (partner would have to have spades controlled and sufficient hearts and shape to add to the probable 9 tricks in my hand). Furthermore, our non-exchange of information would not help LHO to decide what to lead.
Well, partner did have spades controlled,
and five hearts,
and a void in diamonds: ♠KQ63
♥T9876
♦– ♣AT97, so making twelve tricks in hearts was lay-down. Unfortunately, I wasn't in hearts. Couldn't partner have had a more ordinary 9-count like ♠KQ63
♥T98
♦K2 ♣JT97, giving me a likely top with 460? I note, BTW, that partner had an opening bid on the
Zar points scale. I'm a Zar points fan myself but my partners generally aren't. Watch this space for a discussion of Zar point.
Eschewing the diamond suit, LHO led the SJ. I covered (first mistake, as RHO's A was a stiff). Not knowing much about the layout, I also lost a club unnecessarily. In the end I made 430 and a goose egg (0/23). Had I played the clubs correctly, I would have got 1 whole matchpoint! Had I ducked the opening lead, I would have found out about the distribution and consequently the clubs, making 490 for 16 matchpoints.
Exhibit 2: still somewhat in shock over the iniquity of the first hand, I picked up a modest opening hand: ♠53
♥K963
♦KJ52 ♣AK5. There are quite a few similarities between these two hands, but surely lightning couldn't strike twice! The bidding began as follows: – 1
♦ – 1♠ – 1NT – 2
♦ (game-forcing and artificial). The obvious bid is 2
♥ but, given the main thrust of this article, I obviously didn't do the obvious. Hearts are for wimps. Or something like that. It had been a long day. Anyway, I temporized with 2NT and 3NT became the final contract. I got a helpful heart lead (see how good things can happen when you don't yield too much information) and partner produced: ♠KJ872
♥AJT2
♦A ♣QT2. Oh, dear, it looks like lightning might be striking twice. I gave up two spades, making 660, thus beating all the declarers who didn't guess the hearts, and 17/23 matchpoints. I lost out obviously to the six heart game declarers who also played trumps for no loss, regardless of whether they bid the lucky slam (none did). But at least I scored better than I probably would have in the proper 4
♥ contract.
Exhibit 3: by the time the third hand came along, I was thoroughly heart-sick. Heart-suit-supremacists be damned! Maybe for this reason, I didn't actually notice that I had five hearts, temporarily seconding, Rabbit style, one of the hearts to the diamonds. We ended up in a reasonable 24-hcp 3NT contract by partner after an invitation, although possibly we might have stopped in 2NT if I hadn't by then discovered my nice heart suit. Unfortunately, 7 tricks is the limit of the hand in notrump. The most common score was -50 (presumably for 2NT) but we managed only 6.5 for -100. Partner's hand was ♠KQ2
♥96
♦987 ♣KQJ43. On another day, the hand might have been more favorably laid out and 3NT would have made. Not this time.
The moral of this story? While it's always comforting to hold spades, the "boss" suit, remember to stay heart-healthy. Maybe the suit isn't actually
supreme but perhaps it shouldn't be actively repressed! After all, home is where the hearts are. Or something like that.